Boredom is contagious

How is it possible to be bored and productive at the same time? I’m sitting here at work, and I think I’m bored, but I’m actually getting work done?

I want it to be tomorrow afternoon, because we’re having a group party at work.

I want it to be Saturday, because I’ll finally get to see The Two Towers… I mean “TTT” and everyone’s been talking about it nonstop for the past two days.

I want it to be next week, because no one will really be doing anything on Monday, and, being Jewish, Christmas Eve and Christmas Day are two obligation-free vacation days for me.

I want it to be March 22nd, because that’ s when the new Zelda game comes out.