The Code Red worm is gonna hit.
Funny thing is, I checked my server logs, and I got hit a grand total of 18 times. But I’m not running IIS, I’m running Apache! Boo Microsoft! Yay Linux!
Red Bull
Red Bull gives you wings… and a harp… and a halo…
Okay, that was bad. Sorry.
I’m sure someone else has thought of it too, though.
o/~ Doo do do do doo do do do do
Okay, so I’ve got “The Girl from Ipanema” stuck in my head again.
Which is really frustrating because I only know one line and it keeps repeating.
Patient Zero
It is now official, I have become Patient Zero for my friends and LiveJournal.
Muahahahahahahahahahah.
Ow
I have discovered a sure-fire way to find anything that is lost.
Walk around in the room you lost the item barefoot. You will eventually step on the item you are looking for, especially if it is pointy.
Ow.
A Winner Is Me!
Hamusutaa (~ascheffl@bubbles.corp.yahoo.com) (Internic Commercial)
ircname : Andy Scheffler
channels : @#Conversatron
server : perdition.homeip.net (Perdition)
idle : 7 hours 20 mins 24 secs (signon: Fri Jul 13 10:50:51 2001)
Happiness is…
Shaking a salad inside its plastic container so that the dressing and non-lettuce toppings get evenly spread out.
Everybody’s doing it…
That’s me. Andy “:Jump on the bandwagon” Scheffler. A-hyup. Here goes:
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Low |
| Schizotypal: | Moderate |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Moderate |
| Narcissistic: | Moderate |
| Avoidant: | High |
| Dependent: | Moderate |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
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Conspiracy!
Okay, I’m convinced. It seems that all of the cute Asian girls here at work all seem to know each other.
There has got to be some sort of conspiracy going on.
This requires more research. I may need binoculars…
EFNet
EFNet is totally hosed, due to excessive DoS attacks. It’s very frustrating to think that some 15-year old in his parent’s basement who thinks it’s c00l to take down servers is inconveniencing thousands of people. But one person inconveniencing lots seems to be a theme in my life recently.
And yes, I checked. My machine hasn’t been hacked again and doing the DoS’ing.