Slipping… slipping…

So yes, I work for Yahoo!, so yes this is a bad thing (except for that stock buyback thing, that’s good). Not coincidentally, today marks the first day in the entire time I have worked for Yahoo! that I have zero stock options worth any money at all. Yay.
*sniff* I wanna be rich again. Somebody send me back to 1999 and make me sell all my shares. This whole reality thing sucks.