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| Freejack | I use this nickname whenever some bozo has already taken "Hamster" on
the system, only because I've never run across anyone else with the name 
"Freejack" |  
| Proteus | Don't you wish you knew why I chose this nickname!  It's a shame it's 
always taken everywhere I go. |  |