simpsons	efnet	agi	assaults	staffer
rambles	Someone posts a URL for an amazingly bad cosplayer.	emmo gets mopey about women	At least three people change their nicks to some related thing as a joke.	sprouts
smiley	nicks	FREE SQUARE!	krispy	swooning
Non-sequitur!	Someone makes a reference to tHursday but not on Thursday.	assaults	gonged	downto
krispy	A newbie is kick-banned.	msg	screams	dumb

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