Someone accidentally types a UNIX command into IRC.	Outis shows up and sprouts lahs	efnet	fest	Someone complains about staffing a con (any con)
ax	downto	"Moo" fest! At least three people moo.	outis	nyu
doo	kaien	FREE SQUARE!	Some AX staffer on channel curses Staffnet	pfft
webcam	floods	staffing	spite	simpsons
nicks	dvg	At least three people change their nicks to some related thing as a joke.	efnet	Anime Opening Bingo

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