shoves	emmo	meowa licks someone	nickname	Shogun assumes a Berkeley girl is deeply in love with him.
chibipaw	Someone IRC's while drunk.	vacationing	simpsons	anime
doo	irc	FREE SQUARE!	diapers	sequitur
rant	sah	efnet	Someone corrects a spelling mistake with "s///".	Someone is de-opped out of spite.
siren/belle/etc pisses someone off on the channel and gets ignored/kicked	Someone posts a URL for an amazingly bad cosplayer.	mentions	rabi	floods

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