{"id":835,"date":"2008-06-12T14:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-12T21:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamusutaa.com\/blog\/?p=835"},"modified":"2008-06-12T14:52:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T21:52:00","slug":"emotional-responses-to-non-emotional-events","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/12\/emotional-responses-to-non-emotional-events\/","title":{"rendered":"Emotional responses to non-emotional events"},"content":{"rendered":"

If Yahoo! were a person, it would totally have its feelings hurt right now.<\/p>\n

<Yahoo!> I’m not merging with Microsoft! For reals this time!
\n<StockMarket> We don’t like you! Down 10%!
\n<Yahoo!> What, I’m no good to you by myself? You only liked me for my potentially cheap post-merger Microsoft stock?
\n<StockMarket> Yeah, duh!
\n<Yahoo!> \/wrists<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If Yahoo! were a person, it would totally have its feelings hurt right now. <Yahoo!> I’m not merging with Microsoft! For reals this time! <StockMarket> We don’t like you! Down 10%! <Yahoo!> What, I’m no good to you by myself? You only liked me for my potentially cheap post-merger Microsoft stock? <StockMarket> Yeah, duh! <Yahoo!> … <\/p>\n

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