{"id":635,"date":"2005-08-18T17:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-19T00:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamusutaa.com\/blog\/?p=635"},"modified":"2005-08-18T17:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-19T00:48:00","slug":"finally-a-company-that-understands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/18\/finally-a-company-that-understands\/","title":{"rendered":"Finally, a company that understands."},"content":{"rendered":"

For those of you who haven’t already noticed, the Simpson’s Complete Sixth Season DVD Box Set<\/a> comes in a Homer head, instead of the normal DVD box that the last five did. Included in the box was the following piece of paper:<\/p>\n

“For all those that fear change…<\/b>
\nFor all those anal-retentive nerds who like their DVD boxes to line up perfectly on the shelf…<\/p>\n

For all those who dislike storing their digital media inside a hollowed-out human head, have we got a deal for you:<\/p>\n

Just call 1-800-223-2369 for a very derivative, old-style, just-like-before box with almost nothing new or creative to annoy or terrify you. Enjoy!”<\/p>\n

Go ahead and call the number outside of business hours, it’s entertaining. It tells you to either call back during business hours, or go to www.simpsonsbox.com<\/a>, where you can print out a form and get a replacement box for $2.95 shipping and handling. One of the reasons for requesting the new box is “Anal Retentive (box must be identical).”<\/p>\n

They know<\/i> me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For those of you who haven’t already noticed, the Simpson’s Complete Sixth Season DVD Box Set comes in a Homer head, instead of the normal DVD box that the last five did. Included in the box was the following piece of paper: “For all those that fear change… For all those anal-retentive nerds who like … <\/p>\n

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