{"id":615,"date":"2005-06-08T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-08T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamusutaa.com\/blog\/?p=615"},"modified":"2005-06-08T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-08T22:00:00","slug":"the-curse-of-marie-callenders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/08\/the-curse-of-marie-callenders\/","title":{"rendered":"The curse of Marie  Callender&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, we ended up at Marie Callender&#8217;s for dinner.  And once again, they were out of chicken pot pies.  This makes like three or four times in a row.  So I had to settle for buying the last key lime pie on the way out.<\/p>\n<p>I will have my chicken pot pie, dangit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, we ended up at Marie Callender&#8217;s for dinner. And once again, they were out of chicken pot pies. This makes like three or four times in a row. So I had to settle for buying the last key lime pie on the way out. I will have my chicken pot pie, dangit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-annoying"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}