{"id":46,"date":"2001-04-28T20:06:00","date_gmt":"2001-04-28T20:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamusutaa.com\/blog\/?p=46"},"modified":"2001-04-28T20:06:00","modified_gmt":"2001-04-28T20:06:00","slug":"spring-cleaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2001\/04\/28\/spring-cleaning\/","title":{"rendered":"Spring Cleaning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I just cleaned my bathtub\/shower.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is; I&#8217;m no longer afraid that I was going to have my security deposit garnished because I left permanent discoloration on in the shower.<\/p>\n<p>The bad news is; I&#8217;m going to have to live with the visual memories of cleaning that crap off.<\/p>\n<p>The good news again is; I will never again let a shower get that dirty.<\/p>\n<p>God bless fiberglass.  All things considered, it cleans off quite nicely.<\/p>\n<p>I feel dirty.  It&#8217;s a shame I can&#8217;t really take a shower now to clean myself off&#8230; that wouldn&#8217;t quite work, the psychological damage has been done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I just cleaned my bathtub\/shower. The good news is; I&#8217;m no longer afraid that I was going to have my security deposit garnished because I left permanent discoloration on in the shower. The bad news is; I&#8217;m going to have to live with the visual memories of cleaning that crap off. The good news &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2001\/04\/28\/spring-cleaning\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Spring Cleaning&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-what-i-did"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}