{"id":406,"date":"2001-05-31T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2001-06-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamusutaa.com\/blog\/?p=406"},"modified":"2001-05-31T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2001-06-01T00:00:00","slug":"likker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2001\/05\/31\/likker\/","title":{"rendered":"Likker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Luke is all moved in, and he set up his &#8220;porta-bar&#8221; all on the kitchen counter.  Personally, I think the idea of taking up all that valuable counter space on something that&#8217;s only going to be used occasionally is silly, but Luke disagrees.  His counter to &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you get a cabinet for all that?&#8221; was &#8220;what would <i>you<\/i> put there?&#8221; to which I had no immediate response.  I have a feeling that the response &#8220;anything but the liquor&#8221; wouldn&#8217;t have led down a path I&#8217;d want to go down&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, what&#8217;s the point of having it out?  Is it a machismo thing?  &#8220;Look at me, I own all this liqour!&#8221;  It&#8217;s certainly not a convienence thing &#8212; &#8220;Hey, you know what would go great with this tv dinner?  Peppermint Schnapps!  Hey, what do you know, there&#8217;s some <i>right here within arm&#8217;s reach<\/i>!&#8221;  Knowing Luke, he&#8217;s probably going to be making lots of things Irish, so to speak.<\/p>\n<p>And of course, heaven forbid there&#8217;s an earthquake, or we&#8217;ll have the world&#8217;s largest mixed drink on our kitchen floor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Luke is all moved in, and he set up his &#8220;porta-bar&#8221; all on the kitchen counter. Personally, I think the idea of taking up all that valuable counter space on something that&#8217;s only going to be used occasionally is silly, but Luke disagrees. His counter to &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you get a cabinet for all &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2001\/05\/31\/likker\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Likker&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-soap-box"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}