{"id":365,"date":"2003-05-22T16:50:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-22T23:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamusutaa.com\/blog\/?p=365"},"modified":"2003-05-22T16:50:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-22T23:50:00","slug":"roadmaim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/22\/roadmaim\/","title":{"rendered":"Roadmaim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning on the way to work, I was just about to pull into the parking lot, when I saw something in the road that looked like a piece of paper blowing in the wind.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t.  It was a possum.<\/p>\n<p>And it wasn&#8217;t dead yet.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I thought that possums were nocturnal creatures, and it had been daylight for a significant amount of time&#8230; just how long was that critter lying in the road twisting away while cars drove around <i>and over<\/i> (straddling, of course) it?<\/p>\n<p>*shudder*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning on the way to work, I was just about to pull into the parking lot, when I saw something in the road that looked like a piece of paper blowing in the wind. It wasn&#8217;t. It was a possum. And it wasn&#8217;t dead yet. Now, I thought that possums were nocturnal creatures, and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/22\/roadmaim\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Roadmaim&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}