{"id":283,"date":"2002-09-13T14:45:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-13T21:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamusutaa.com\/blog\/?p=283"},"modified":"2002-09-13T14:45:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-13T21:45:00","slug":"toys-toys-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2002\/09\/13\/toys-toys-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"Toys!  Toys!  Toys!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a bunch of Transformers at Toys R&#8217; Us on Wednesday.  Heh heh heh.<\/p>\n<p>Once again, my face is famous.  On the newly launched <a href=\"http:\/\/promo.yahoo.com\/sbc\/dsl\/index.html\">Yahoo! \/ SBC DSL<\/a> page, click on &#8220;Tour&#8221;, then on the &#8220;Premium Features&#8221; rocket.  For those of you who don&#8217;t know what I look like, I&#8217;m the guy with the fishing gear, and his kid.<\/p>\n<p>Is it time to go home yet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a bunch of Transformers at Toys R&#8217; Us on Wednesday. Heh heh heh. Once again, my face is famous. On the newly launched Yahoo! \/ SBC DSL page, click on &#8220;Tour&#8221;, then on the &#8220;Premium Features&#8221; rocket. For those of you who don&#8217;t know what I look like, I&#8217;m the guy with the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2002\/09\/13\/toys-toys-toys\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Toys!  Toys!  Toys!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}