{"id":234,"date":"2002-05-16T20:39:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-17T03:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamusutaa.com\/blog\/?p=234"},"modified":"2002-05-16T20:39:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-17T03:39:00","slug":"ah-now-thatsa-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2002\/05\/16\/ah-now-thatsa-relief\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah, now thatsa relief!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought new shorts&#8230;. one waist size up&#8230; nice and loose so my ass doesn&#8217;t hurt as much.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and evidently, I&#8217;m a cold, dead fish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought new shorts&#8230;. one waist size up&#8230; nice and loose so my ass doesn&#8217;t hurt as much. Oh, and evidently, I&#8217;m a cold, dead fish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}