{"id":229,"date":"2002-05-09T14:23:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-09T21:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamusutaa.com\/blog\/?p=229"},"modified":"2002-05-09T14:23:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-09T21:23:00","slug":"oh-those-wacky-whoever-they-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2002\/05\/09\/oh-those-wacky-whoever-they-are\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh those wacky&#8230; whoever they are."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got my third-party Drummania controller in the mail.  Of course, I don&#8217;t actually get the game for two weeks, but the included warning sheet has provided me more entertainment than I would have thought possible.  Please note that any misspellings aren&#8217;t my fault, they&#8217;re that way on the sheet.  It&#8217;s seriously so bad, it&#8217;s funny.  It&#8217;s so funny, it almost has to be made up.<br \/>\n<!--more Begin the bad English!--><\/p>\n<h2>Attention in Usage<br \/>(Please read it)<\/h2>\n<p><b>Warning<\/b><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Please don&#8217;t use this product while you are a patient physically example wound in hand, wristed, arm elbowed, foot fractured, disjointed or wrenched; pause your playing if you are tired or have a exceptional sense in playing.\n<li>It is very danger waving you drum pole randomly. While your playing, please take care of the others around you.\n<li>This product is designed only for in_room usage not out_door. please don&#8217;t use in out_door or use with other aims.\n<li>This product is nice machine, please don&#8217;t make rough actions like falling to ground or hit with big power. In addition, please don&#8217;t damp it with water or reconstruct it for avert damagement.\n<li>The safe temperature for product is from 5 to 35 degree, attention this and not lay it in sunlight.\n<li>Please don&#8217;t lay down other things on the controrllor,foot board or electrical wire.\n<li>While your playing,please don&#8217;t thrust drum&#8217;s surface with special drum pole.\n<li>Please don&#8217;t lay special controllor down in unstable or shaking place.\n<li>Please attetion don&#8217;t hit your foot while you move special playing_station for it is heavy.\n<li>The edge of special performance platform is somewhat danger to people, take attention this in usage.\n<li>It&#8217;s every danger insert the plug derived from foot_tread into other devices out of this product, It may be cause malfunction and fire.\n<\/ol>\n<p><b>Warning<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Don&#8217;t bring pressure to bear on special performance platform heavily, it may be cause malfunction and dilapidation.\n<li>Don&#8217;t discompose the &#8216;X&#8217; of shelf of the special performance platform.\n<li>Please avert playing in the state of tired, avoid playing long for time.\n<li>Please stop using this product immediately if you have a unconventional sense to Play-Station, PC or this product, and sent it to the shop where this product was saled or Client Service Center for repairing.\n<\/ul>\n<table border=1 bordercolor=black>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<ul>\n<li>Because the fore-port of the special performance platform is smaller, make attention to not let your children put it to his mouth to averd hurt.\n<li>Please use this product carefully, safekeeping the special controller and the special stum pole,don&#8217;t fall it to children&#8217;s hand.\n<li>Before you let your children to use this product, for god&#8217;s sake you must teach your children how to use. In additional, you can not move away your line of sight while your children is playing.\n<li>Please remind of your children not touch lined electrical wire or the join line of foot tread,it may be danger to children&#8217;s safety.\n<li>The nut and protecting map of this product are belong to small article, make attention not to let your children eat it.\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><b>ATTETION<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Before you insert and draw the linking electrical wires or foot-tread wires, you must shut off the power supply of Play Station or PC.\n<li>For avoid damage linking wire, please don&#8217;t trample,distort,tear the electrical wires or linking wires of foot-tread.\n<li>While your playing, you can&#8217;t lay things on the linking wire, or enlace the linking wire.\n<li>Please clean this product with dry washrag.\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>REQUEST<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Please select the homologous game software that remarked in this product, It&#8217;s not in the range of guarantee for this product if you use products of others.\n<li>Please make attention not to trouble your neighbors while your playing.\n<li>The special stum-pole and foot-tread included in appendant are appropriative to this product, don&#8217;t ues it for other aims.\n<li>For got&#8217;s sake, please confirm the content of box,bought time and shop name for the first time while you use it.\n<li>Check if the electrical wire have been damaged before you using this product.\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got my third-party Drummania controller in the mail. Of course, I don&#8217;t actually get the game for two weeks, but the included warning sheet has provided me more entertainment than I would have thought possible. Please note that any misspellings aren&#8217;t my fault, they&#8217;re that way on the sheet. It&#8217;s seriously so bad, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/2002\/05\/09\/oh-those-wacky-whoever-they-are\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Oh those wacky&#8230; whoever they are.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hamusutaa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}