Emotional responses to non-emotional events

If Yahoo! were a person, it would totally have its feelings hurt right now.

<Yahoo!> I’m not merging with Microsoft! For reals this time!
<StockMarket> We don’t like you! Down 10%!
<Yahoo!> What, I’m no good to you by myself? You only liked me for my potentially cheap post-merger Microsoft stock?
<StockMarket> Yeah, duh!
<Yahoo!> /wrists

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