In 2002, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These hamsters promptly escaped from a maximum security habitrail to the Sunnyvale underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the H-Team.

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