Oh those wacky… whoever they are.

I just got my third-party Drummania controller in the mail. Of course, I don’t actually get the game for two weeks, but the included warning sheet has provided me more entertainment than I would have thought possible. Please note that any misspellings aren’t my fault, they’re that way on the sheet. It’s seriously so bad, it’s funny. It’s so funny, it almost has to be made up.
Begin the bad English!