I just received my The One and Only Narbonic Two-Dollar Minicomic in the mail.
The envelope had gerbils drawn on it, and because I had it shipped to work, had a big monster/wookiee shouting “Yahoo!” on the back (in addition to a weird Mexican lizard thing). Of course, the mail room had to open it to make sure it wasn’t a bomb or Anthrax or something.
I tells ya, if you can’t trust mail that has gerbils drawn on it, what can you trust?