Not exactly exuding an air of professionalism

So we were supposed to have a band performing at lunchtime today in the cafeteria for some odd reason. They were supposed to start at noon, but at 12:15, they were all just sitting around, and we were wondering why they hadn’t started yet.

I get back to my desk, and there’s an email sent to the entire campus with the subject line “desperately need drum sticks in the cafe.”

Heh.